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The all nude police officer calendar for 2006 comes in an all-male and an all-female version for only $8.95, (plus $2.45 for shipping & handling). $5.00 from each sale goes to the National Police Officer Memorial Fund.

All pictures show full frontal nudity, for both female and males. Just click on the menu to select which one you want to preview. They are available for sale on the site -- the calendars, not the officers.

Click on the site below to view all 12 (24) totally nude police officers.

2006 Calendar

How to carve a pumpkin.

Hurricane Rules

New Orleans Survival Kit

Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................check
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser..........................................check
Red Dog.............................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
Piece of foam to float your chick and booze on......check

Next time let's ALL be more prepared - see picture.

Why mom's can't do Yoga

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable.

The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge.

After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.

So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion...

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

NEW EYE TEST

(Check it Out) I did and was surprised, I thought something was wrong with my eyes for the last year or so. I'm glad I took the test.

As you know, December is National Eye Care month. Do yourself
a favor and take this simple vision test. It's an early test for
cataracts. It is simple to do and it's fun. Remember, cataracts
knows no age boundary; young and old can have this "preventable"
eye disease. When you've finished, send this on to those you
care about! .......................
Click here to take eye test

Door Frame Multiuse

YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOUR PARENTS LINED YOU UP AGAINST A DOOR FRAME AND MARKED HOW TALL YOU WERE AND DATED THE MARK?

WELL, THIS BRINGS ON A WHOLE NEW CONCEPTION OF THAT EXERCISE.

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RECORD HIGH JUMP FROM A KNEELING POSITION

A new world's record in the high jump from a kneeling position was set yesterday at a beach in southern France. The picture was taken just a few seconds before the jump took place!

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Check Your Age Gauge

This will really make you laugh but feel a little old, too. Put your birth date in the pop up window after you click on the below link. What happens is pretty interesting. It's also amazing how quickly it computes! Very cool. Click on the link below: